proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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(via that-one-stings-alittle)


singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via that-one-stings-alittle)


3mma3ose:

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed


That’s the level you need to get on..My level

3mma3ose:

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

That’s the level you need to get on..

My level

(via crossmyheart777)


pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

(via n0t-quite-satan)



meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.
See this.
Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.

See this.

Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

(via flomation)


yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

(via juliar0se)


snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

(via zackisontumblr)


cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(via zackisontumblr)


heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

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gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

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(via krisjenwhore)