my parents and i go way back

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i pretend to be punk rock but im really just a vaguely emo indie pop kid who loves fall out boy a lot

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"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”


"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

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when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

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you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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please watch your fucking language

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when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end


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i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

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